Breakfast conversation while still munching on cereals and strawberries.
Mom: "Kamu kenapa, kak? Are you in love again?"
Me: "Eh, what? No. Why?"
Mom: "All the symptoms are there again... You're mellow, you spend your days in bed, those things you usually despise."
Me: (chuckles) "Nah, I'm not. I don't know who should I be in love with anyway."